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Jan. 24th, 2008 06:51 pmI just received my "Official 2008 Citizens Census," which "has been registered to [me] as a representative of all patriotic Americans living in [my] voting district." Wow... I feel so special....
"Even if you are undecided about some of the questions, I must have your CENSUS DOCUMENT within seven days to ensure we receive accurate and ample results." Let's see... seven days from today would be... five days before my state primary.
"Make no mistake, if you fail to compile this critical Citizens Census, then the Clinton/Obama/Reid/Pelosi liberal agenda -- supported by MoveOn.org, Big Labor bosses, gun-grabbers and the big government leftists -- will become the law of the land."
Well, we couldn't have that: Clinton, Obama, Reid, and Pelosi are all way too cozy with the Bush administration. I dunno about big government leftists; they might be an improvement over big government rightists. Although I don't see how returning this census will have any effect on any of those people.
The actual survey is so blatantly "push" it's funny.
( some survey questions, and my answers )
The survey is, of course, followed with an appeal for donations to "fight back against Hillary Clinton and her radical leftist allies." If you can't afford that, you're supposed to enclose $13 to cover the cost of tabulating your census.
How in the #$**(&^@$!%^$#*%^ did I get on this mailing list?
"Even if you are undecided about some of the questions, I must have your CENSUS DOCUMENT within seven days to ensure we receive accurate and ample results." Let's see... seven days from today would be... five days before my state primary.
"Make no mistake, if you fail to compile this critical Citizens Census, then the Clinton/Obama/Reid/Pelosi liberal agenda -- supported by MoveOn.org, Big Labor bosses, gun-grabbers and the big government leftists -- will become the law of the land."
Well, we couldn't have that: Clinton, Obama, Reid, and Pelosi are all way too cozy with the Bush administration. I dunno about big government leftists; they might be an improvement over big government rightists. Although I don't see how returning this census will have any effect on any of those people.
The actual survey is so blatantly "push" it's funny.
( some survey questions, and my answers )
The survey is, of course, followed with an appeal for donations to "fight back against Hillary Clinton and her radical leftist allies." If you can't afford that, you're supposed to enclose $13 to cover the cost of tabulating your census.
How in the #$**(&^@$!%^$#*%^ did I get on this mailing list?
