This form letter really should have been caught before going out

[hudebnik]

"Your new advisor is Departed Adv Pending-assignment Departed Adv Pending-assignment. Departed Adv Pending-assignment can assist with your wants and needs.... Whether you're continuing your existing plan or looking to start one, Departed Adv Pending-assignment is here to help you make sound decisions with confidence along your financial journey."

I can't tell you how much confidence that gives me....

Comments

[conuly]

"This is your robotic pilot speaking. Everything is fine. Nothing can go wrong go wrong go wrong go wrong...."

[dewline]

Oops!

[cellio]

I want to know what happens if you call and ask to speak with Departed Adv Pending-assignment.

[hudebnik]

It might help if they could tell me Departed Adv Pending-assignment's preferred pronouns, because (call me old-fashioned) I can't tell from the name.